I went to junior high and high school with the guy in this story. This is actually part II. The first story they did a few days earlier was about how he had been working on this ball since I first knew him and how it had grown over the years. He wanted to sell it to get money for an engagement ring and wedding. The last line, by his mom was the best: "He's exchanged the ball for a bride." Kick-ass quote Jonetta.

I could not put a link to the first story because you have to subscribe to the Argus Leader to get it. You can still get part II, but it might be time sensitive so act now. Don't delay! Limited time offer!!